Cricki-Leaks

Cricki-Leaks reveal some of international cricket's astonishing private and secretive facts from anonymous news sources, news leaks and whistle blowers.

Written by: Asad Kaleem

• By 2015 - ICC will be officially renamed as "Indian Cricket Council" - ICC Officials
  
  
  
  


• BCCI objects window for IPL and CL T-20 matches in international cricket's FTP. They demand an official window for 'international cricket matches' in IPL Tour Programme
  
  


• Haroon Lorgot's confession, "we actually believed, other ICC executive members would buy our crap about DRS"
  
  
  
  


• Haroon Lorgot speaks ICC's new mission statement to his colleagues, "KEEP BCCI HAPPY"
  
  


• BCCI calls for Indian umpires whenever India plays - regardless of the venue
  
  


• The R&D of Indian Cricket Board is busy in finding loop-holes in the Hot Spot
  
  


• BCCI calls for India in Ashes Test Series. According to BCCI officials the format should be India vs. Australia followed by India vs. England followed by India vs. Australia and so on.
  
  
  
  


• PCB is hopeful that cricket will resume in Pakistan - they are in talks with Hong Kong, Oman and Japan's cricket board.
  
  


• "No more player power in Pakistan Cricket" says Ejaz Butt; "Only the BUTT power" as he further elaborates
  
  
  
  


• The true reason behind BCCI's disapproval to Sri Lankan Premier League (SLPL) is Shahrukh Khan and Vijay Malya showed their interest in buying stake in Uva Unicorns and Ruh Rhinos respectively
  
  


• Sunil Gavaskar says "There should be no water for bowlers at the boundary end" - nobody knows if it was Sunny's sarcasm or a serious advice
  
  


• PCB considering to rent Karachi National Stadium for wedding ceremonies
  
  
  
  


• Pakistan Cricket Board's Revenue Generation Sheet
  
  
  
  - Domestic Competition : 3 %
  
  
  - Advertisements : 3 %
  
  
  - TV Rights : 7%
  
  
  - Home Series : N/A
  
  
  - Home Series (based outside) : Peanuts
  
  
  - Foreign Tours : 10%
  
  
  - Charging show cause notice
  
  
  & Slapping hefty fine on : 77%
  
  
  players and board officials
  
  
  
  


• Haroon Lorgot says, "Everyone knows we did a fantastic job @ World Cup in the revival of cricket - we made India win and grabbed 1.2 billion Indians attention"

P.S. This blog is entirely an art of writer's imagination and no information is based on true facts. The idea of this post is 'humor' and I hope my readers will take it in the right spirit - Thanks a lot for always being supportive and appreciative :)